She's a nut. (pronounced 'noot')

As uneasy as a cat near water.
When pigs fly. Walking on water.
Raking it in. Treat him like dirt.
What's good for the goose

is good for the gander. Timber!
To live from hand to mouth.
You reap what you sow.
Strong as an ox.

A rose is a rose is a rose.
Shiver me timber. Wet behind the ears.
Welcome to my garden.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
You throw filth on the living and
flowers on the dead.

Pin a rose on your nose.
Stubborn as a mule.
Wrinkled as a prune.

There's no time like the present.
Sweating blood. Season of mists
and mellow fruitfulness.
When the cows come home.
What on earth? Sly as a fox.
Rise and shine. Watch and wait.

A rose is a rose is a rose.
Your ass is grass. Sow dry and set wet.
Raking in the dough.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Stir up an ant's nest.